So, #SanskariJamesBond rules the trends on Twitter with the news that the Indian Censor Board has cleared the new James Bond movie, Spectre, with cuts. Four cuts to be precise -- two verbal and two visual.


The visual cuts are passionate kisses. While kisses between Daniel Craig and his co-star Monica Belucci are OK, it's the duration of the kisses that have got the axe. The length of the kisses were found to be excessive. And Mr Bond is also not allowed to abuse, which explains the verbal cuts. The CBFC probably thinks profanity does not suit gentlemen on his majesty's secret service.


Here's what Twitter come with on #SanskariJamesBond.

Roflindian 2.0 ‏@Roflindian 
"Why cut kissing scenes in Spectre?"
Nihalani: "Pahle laaj"


(Pahlaj Nihalani is the Censor Board chief)


Stereotypewriter ‏@babumoshoy  tweets:
M: James, can you hear me?
JB: Sorry, the line is not clear.
M: Zor se bolo...
JB: Jai Mata Di!


@TejasKinger  #SanskariJamesBond likes his Lassi Shaken and Not Stirred.


@PratiikRege  #SanskariJamesBond goes round and round the Hanuman temple before his missions.


‏@MasalaBai  tweets: #SanskariJamesBond takes M's aashirwad before every mission. Because M stands for Maa.


‏@s_manjari 
Villan- Come in Mr. James Bond, I've been expecting you.
Bond- Ji joote kahan uttaru?


@huh_watnow  tweets: #SanskariJamesBond gets married before kissing...


@Aniket51082
Heroine - "Let's make love, honey."
#SanskariJamesBond - "Babuji kya sochenge?"
 

Pic: @Trendulkar posted this picture of #SanskariJamesBond 's new car.


Also read: James Bond's no kissing clause