And while on good looking men (and there aren't too many of those) the new James Bond movie, Spectre, has been cleared by the Censor Board Of Film Certification with a 'UA' certification... but only after four cuts, two verbal and two visual.


The visual cuts are the scenes that have long kisses; James Bond is also not allowed to abuse.


"Daniel Craig's kisses with his co-stars have been reduced by 50 percent," says a source. "The Censor Board had nothing against James Bond kissing but the length of the kisses were found to be excessive. We heard that Ranbir Kapoor's kissing in Tamashahas also been reduced by half. We wonder how the Censor Board decides how much kissing is enough."


The CBFC probably thinks profanity does not suit gentlemen on his majesty's secret service.

-- Subhash K Jha