Memo from the King of Unpaid Bills
April 03, 2012  14:11

Dear Those Who Are Left:

Further to my earlier email and media statement, I bring good news. I'll pay you what I can, even if it's in CDs and water. If it's not all that I owe, I'll pay you the rest later, or you will be fully compensated in your next life, whichever comes first.

 

Hilarious read on the WSJ

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