Ashok Banker

Part II: THE HEROINES

AISHWARYA RAI

I will not be caught in Salman's bedroom when IT officers conduct a surprise raid.

I'll make sure to get caught in his bathroom and say I was doing .

I will convince my parents that he will make a good son-in-law by showing them how bravely he climbs from the neighbour's balcony into our house when I don't let him through the front door.

If my parents still don't agree to our rishta, I will cry and roll on the floor till they agree.

PREITY ZINTA

I will be faithful to Marc Robinson. If I can't be faithful to him, then I will be faithful to Sanjay Dutt.

If I can't be faithful to him too, I'll be faithful to the chimpanzee.

TWINKLE KHANNA

I will make sure Akshay stays faithful to me this year.
I will make sure he stays faithful to me this month.
I will make sure he stays faithful to me this week.
I will make sure he stays faithful to me today.
If nothing else, I will make sure he stays faithful to me for the next ten minutes at least.

SHILPA SHETTY

I'll make sure Akshay doesn't stay with her (Twinkle) for even ten minutes...!!

KAJOL

I'll convince Ajay that instead of spending Rs 30 crores to dance with one thousand children, we can have our own children at home for a fraction of that cost.

That's the home production we should collaborate on!

MANISHA KOIRALA

I will host a game show called Silence Dus Crore Ka.

In this show, I will only smile and look beautiful and not say anything. The contestants will read the questions on the computer and answer them by pressing the buttons.

After all, people will actually be switching on to see me looking beautiful for one hour, who cares about the contestants and what they are doing.

The Heroes: Part I