Heard these Salman, Modi jokes?

January 14, 2014 16:03

The Salman Khan, Narendra Modi meet has spawned jokes on social media.

Here's a sampling...

Salman: Sir, did you see Dabang ?
Modi: Every morning when I dress up in front of mirror.
Salman: Uh..Ohh

Modi: When Im driving, even if a puppy
Salman: Dont talk to me about driving, yaar!

Salman: Sir, Pls. save me in rash driving/homicide case.
Modi: Me?.Arre yaar, even if a puppy cms u/ my car
Salman: :(

Salman: Gujarat mein daaru kidhar hai?
Modi: Teri movies mein story kidhar hai?
*High five*

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